Abstract

WWE headquarters, aka Titan Towers, is located in Stamford, Connecticut, and is one of the most iconic buildings in the entirety of New England. This location has recently come up for sale, and should be purchased by the Cardano community in order to establish our official Headquarters. Establishing this location as Cardano HQ will allow us to put a giant Cardano logo on the top, and everyone driving to and from New York City on i95 will be able to see a sick blue-colored hypocycloid directly from their car. As of 2022, about 120,000 vehicles were traveling into, out of and through Stamford via I-95 per day, and this purchase will not only give us the sickest bat-cave-like HQ in web 3, but also double as the best marketing stunt in the history of advertising. All ADA holders will be able to sign into Cardano HQ by scanning their wallet at the door, and holders of at least 69,420 ADA will be given their own cubicle. What's more, they can accommodate a helicopter on the roof, and Uncle Charlie can totally park his Blackhawk there if he's ever in town.

Motivation

Cardano, and all other blockchains, do not yet have an established Headquarters. Purchasing Titan Towers will be the first-ever web-3 establishment of a Headquarters for a decentralized community. Additionally, we will have an official, collective, mailing address, and the entire community can use this to sign up for things like free-trial memberships and interesting things at the mall.

Rational

This problem is solved by purchasing Titan Towers in Stamford, Connecticut as soon as possible. It only costs $18 Million USD, and we totally have way more than that in our war chest so LFG. #ProofOfEdit

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